Archive for: February, 2011

H.P. Newton High installs super computer as principal

TED

After two weeks of operating with an interim principal, H.P. Newton high introduced its new chief administrator, a computer. Total Education Database or TED is the first of its kind. TED was developed to manage all support systems at a school as a cost effective alternative to hiring administrators. Mayor Karol Fitzpatrick Mikolashek delivered a commencement speech [...]

Local coffee shop complains that despite being full 24/7 it is losing money

coffee

November 15, 2011 Local coffee shop struggles to make money even though it is always packed. Last friday The Hip-Stir coffee shop a which has become a Seppuwa Falls mainstay for those seeking an alternative to Starbucks was packed. People were actually standing waiting for a table. Despite the look of a prospering business,night manager [...]

This newspaper congratulates Arcade Fire

arcadefire

February 21, 2011 With the re-organization of Seppuwa Falls Gazette going digital, management has decided to consolidate the music review section of the digital website to just me. We wish all our former college interns well in their future endeavors. Readers will soon realize we will not be playing favorites and covering a variety of [...]

High school football

Week one H.P. Newton High Panthers (28) v. Jonathan S. Foer Arts Magnet Mags (3) “This was a statement.” exclaimed Panthers quarterback Paul Kelley. H.P. Newton was expected to win, even dominate and they commanded the game from beginning to end. The Panthers we up two touchdowns at the half. H.P. Newton coach said. “We [...]

Seppuwa Falls Zoo encourages you to “get it on” this Valentines Day

zoo bench

February 3, 2012 This valentines day weekend Seppuwa Falls zoo has given tours of its animal at night. The idea is meant to give couples the perspective of what animals do to make baby animals. Seppuwa Falls Zoo director, Cheryl Amarant explained, “I think it is becoming more and more common for Zoos to think [...]

Snipe Hunt prank ends with lion attack

Lenny the Lion

February 14, 2011 On Sunday morning Seppuwa Falls Police arrived at the entrance  of the Seppuwa Falls Zoo after responding to a 911 call reporting that a teenager broke into the zoo after hours. Once at the zoo officers saw the teenager, Freddy Renoir, was being chased across the Kilimanjaro Pen by Seppuwa’s own Lenny [...]

High School Basketball

basketball

October 18, 2010 High School Basketball resumed after a month long hiatus due to debates on budget. Week Two H.p. Newton (89)v. Wicca Prep Wizards (88) H.P. Newton Panthers had one thing on their minds, redemption. With last seasons series sweep by the wizards on their minds. The game at Wicca Prep happened with much [...]

Town goes ahead with homeless relocation using buses

February 14, 2011 Relocation of Homeless is not without incident. At 9:15 a.m.  Mayor Karol Mikolashek’s office coordinated the relocation of shanty town residents to a new squatters settlement that was set aside while the current shanty town is surveyed for possible construction. En-route,one of the buses used to transport residents was commandeered by disgruntled [...]

City officials greenlight surveying of Seppuwa Falls Falls

February 14, 2011 Survey crews began work at the proposed site of the Seppuwa Falls Falls as the controversy City spokesman  Jeremy Strausburg  said, “The Tent City has officially been relocated, city officials can finally begin exploring the site for the digging of the Seppuwa Falls Falls, and what will be the town’s official landmark. [...]

Traffic cameras catching speeders and adulterers

trafficlightcam

February 7, 2011 The already controversial Seppuwa Falls “We’re watching you” traffic ticket campaign now can add another group to its list of detractors, adulterers. Since it was originally implemented last January this program has paid for itself twice over providing new revenues to the cash strapped coffers of our town. Unfortunately the system which [...]

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