Archive for: January, 2011

Blackout saves man who tried to committ suicide by electrocution

January 31, 2011 Local man avoids suicide due to black out. Seppuwa Falls experienced a blackout last Saturday as a result of a transformer being blown due to an overloaded grid as a result of the entire downtown area turning on the lights all at once. A local Seppuwan Tom Moyer, who after an argument [...]

Seppuwa Falls Gazette is going digital!

Dear Seppuwans, As you recently may know, the Seppuwa Falls Gazette has completed the transition from a newspaper delivered on your doorstep, to a fully digital news site.  All over the nation, various news outlets have had to make changes to adjust to the decline of the economy. Recently when it became obvious that the [...]

Brothel goes up in flames

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January 31, 2011 Local brothel catches fire in the middle of the night. The dirty secret Seppuwans knew of for years went up in flames when Lindy’s Brothel on the corner of Lincoln and Dexter was reduced to a pile of ash. Fire fighters responded to an early morning 9-1-1 call on Wednesday to find [...]

Seppuwa Falls Players attack non-unionized theater troupe

Food Court

January 31, 2011 Seppuwa Falls Players attack a flash mob that wasn’t recognized by actor’s union. Seppuwa Falls Police responded to call this past friday from a cashier at Sbarros saying that a fight broke out at the Seppuwa Falls Mall food court. When police arrived they attempted to separate the two groups. One officer [...]

Shaman Entices Donors at Dinner

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January 31, 2011 Seppuwa Falls grass root organization held its first fundraiser this past weekend to begin promoting for its 2011 activities. After months without being seen in the public eye, the Green Tea movement came out of hibernation with a remarkable vegan dinner for invited guest only. At 9 pm Sunday dinner guest were swiftly ushered out [...]

Town meeting held to discuss bulletin system.

January 31, 2011 Police e-mail and text bulletin discussed by Seppuwans. Thursday’s Monthly town hall meeting of the League of Concerned Citizens (LCC) was one where despite having more than twenty issues on the agenda the full three hours were devoted to the debate on the Seppuwan’s Crime Reconnaissance Electronic Alert Messenger or SCREAM. The [...]

Seppuwa Falls unveils controversial gun awareness initiative

January 31, 2010 Seppuwa Falls unveiled a new initiative that encourages parents to talk to kids about guns and makes firearm education mandatory in Seppuwa Falls public schools. The Mikolashek administration has taken a lot of criticism for this. “We need to realize that people own guns, people will always own guns and sometimes they [...]

Light Up Seppuwa causes black out

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January 31, 2011 According to Seppuwa Falls utilities it was last Wednesday’s Light Up Seppuwa Falls festival that caused a blown transformer leading to a blackout of two thirds of the town. Seppuwa falls utility crews were out in force and were not able to reestablish power in all the affected areas until well into [...]

Gold found around homeless enclave

Gold prospecting

January 31, 2011 Newly established shanty town the site of a gold prospector riot. Police were called to what has unofficially called, “Hobo Village”  Thursday afternoon to disperse a riot that was started by two transients. Some in the settlement concluded that the violence started after a material, which looked like Gold, was found. As [...]

No help in sight for high school basketball

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January 31, 2010 High School Basketball is squeezing every penny season as school budget is tightened. With the  basketball season now in full swing for Seppuwa Falls Public schools we see that the shoe string budget is goes hand in hand with a transition offense. These budget cuts manifest themselves as we see more warn [...]

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