By Shemuel Arrindell Fire officials are investigating the cause of two separate house fires over the Thanksgiving holiday on Monroe Drive and Creek Lane. The Monroe Drive fire started on the patio at about 4:50 p.m. Thursday, fire Capt. Larry LaMonte said. The family of four that lives at the home were displaced at least [...]
Aquarius January 21 – February 19 The stars indicate your saving may be coming fruitful in just a few more days! Be careful, though. Keep the receipt or they’ll definitely make you take store credit if you don’t end up liking it. You know, like you did with that exercise ball last spring. The one [...]
The Seppuwa Falls Gazette is unable to publish this week’s horoscope due to a temporary restraining order made by Gemini, Capricorn and Pisces. We feel that they should get over themselves and actually answer phone calls and not throw stuff when someone shows up drunk at the door. So in light of this we will [...]
Charlie Handsome Johannsen is the Senior Op Ed Columnist at the Seppuwa Falls Gazette. He is also an adjunct professor at Seppuwa Falls Community College teaching course in General Stuff 101 and Hobos in the 20th Century. November 3, 2010 There was one person who despite term limits will always be my Governor. Now I [...]
November 1, 2010 Aquarius January – February 19 Relive your Glory days by heading to the old high school hang out, just don’t do it in a trench coat and sandals. Pisces February 20 – March 20 Joining a Philosophy club at a local bookstore will replace your old pretentious tendency of mentioning that you [...]
November 1, 2010 I was watching T.V. the other day as I sat in the waiting room at the bus station and I saw three commercials about getting people to vote tomorrow. Despite the great production and good writing, the actor was atrocious. It saddens me that Seppuwa Falls cannot find a better actor to [...]
November 1, 2010 When heads collide . . . tea is made? At least that’s what going through the minds of the residents of Seppuwa Falls. The head of the Tea-Bagger movement called for a private meeting with the leader of the Green Tea movement on Saturday October 30. They reportedly discussed the combining of [...]
November 1, 2010 Seppuwa Falls has unveiled a get out and vote initiative meant to encourage Seppuwans to get to the polls on Tuesday. Voter turnout was high in 2008 however midterms are known to have a low voter turn out in the polls. “Voting in this election is cathartic. I see way too many [...]
