October 27, 2010 Local video store marks the release of the Sex and the City 2 DVD release with a cupcake festival sponsored but Cupcakegasm. Women gathered at Video universe in there best cocktail outfits, some waiting for hours dressed as their favorite character from the movie. For them this was there Halloween. “I brought [...]
October 27, 2010 The Seppuwa Falls conservative movement rally behind the environmentalist against the building of Club G-Med. Al Fredrick, head of the Seppuwa Falls Tea-Baggers, explained that it was necessary for the Tea-Baggers to take action now or be left out of the protest to come. “Alone the Tea-Baggers are not strong enough to [...]
October 25, 2010 Police called to quell riot at dollar theater. An argument during a movie that has been associated with rebirth and self help is believed to have been the root of a fight that broke out at the The Movies 9 dollar theater. Police responded to a 911 call from two concession stand [...]
October 26, 2010 A car accident on the corner of Washington and Dermon was caused by a political aide of city councilman Jeremiah Manderson. Natasha Simmons, a second year student at Seppuwa Falls Community College majoring in political science was driving at ten above the speed limit when she took her eyes off the road [...]
Aquarius January – February 19 You have narrowed your search of who took your Sprite from the office refrigerator to your boss. Rather than confront him use this to your advantage at the next job evaluation. Look him in the eye and say “I know.” Pisces February 20 – March 20 Things are going your [...]
October 25, 2010 Seppuwa Shine whiskey has purchased the Greater Seppuwa Falls Amateur hockey league amid hockey player shortage. Seppuwa Falls Amateur hockey has finally found a buyer only days before loans were to be called in by creditors expecting to collect money owed for a loan taken to cover day to day operations of [...]
October 25, 2010 Seppuwa Falls Rennaissance Fair was given a boost yesterday when Seppuwa Falls Recreation general manager David O’Brien announced that the Ye Olde Village people have been added to this weekend’s festivities. “I am happy to announce that the begging and pleading has paid off and that this Seppuwa Falls Renaissance festival will [...]
October 25, 2010 Midway through the the school year public schools are looking at the cutting budget now to allow them to finish the school year. Seppuwa Falls teachers will be forced to buckle down and conserve resources as next years budget looks to have a bare bones budget forty percent less than last year’s. [...]
October 25, 2010 Seppuwa Falls is at a disadvantage in comparison with larger cities to compete for stimulus dollars. Mayor Karol Fitzpatrick Mikolashek yesterday announced that the money that the town was able to secure from the stimulus is ready to be utilized. “We approved construction projects to improve roads and parks. The Town’s Urban [...]
Aquarius January – February 19 Your attempt to try and produce a version of the MTV show The Grind for your public access station will fail when Eric Neis, the original host, can’t get the time off from his job at Sbarro’s Pisces February 20 – March 20 Your quest to win your ex-boyfriend will [...]
