September 27, 2010 Bear trap closes on teen searching for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Tuesday night a local teen was sifting through cow patties when he got more than he bargained for, a bear trap. According to Officer Gerald Keenan of the Seppuwa Falls Police Department, “Oh the farmer was prepared for him I would say a [...]
September 27, 2010 Food Bucket opens new organic farmers market, says other markets will “Pail” In Comparison. This coming Saturday, our beloved local grocery store, The Food Bucket, will launch its brand new Farmer’s Market in the Seppuwa Falls Commons. The market, lovingly titled “The Holey Pail,” was conceived last week by the Youth Group [...]
Seppuwa Falls Players received word that the town’s budget will only allow two shows this season. It was very well known that there would be cuts to this year’s arts budget but no one in the troupe was prepared for a comprehensive cut to the theater budget that will only allow for two shows to [...]
Dear Sir. I have been a loyal reader of the Seppuwa Falls Gazette since I was a child. I remember reading about the watergate break in this newspaper. I was said to see that this paper has decided to not fight and try to keep the print edition in some shape or form. I am [...]
On Thursday night Seppuwa Falls Recreation Center hosted a Woman’s Self Defense Clinic entitled: Finding the Warrior Woman Within. For those who attended and expected a lesson in tasering and pepper spraying, they got much more than they bargained for. The night began with a reading from the Vagina Monologues and what was described as [...]
September 27, 2010 With balls in her hands and desire in her heart, Latoya Freedmans makes her intentions known that she wants to be the best. As a child she never had a talent for tennis. In the few lessons she endured, she always threw down the racket in favor of her hands. However, Freedmans’s [...]
Monday September 27, 2010 They came to fish. They came to catch them all. As the crisp cool morning air blows across Lake Sepuwa Falls the sounds of Larks, Sparrows and Robins was only interpreted by car engines and the chatter of more than 250 Seppuwans. Carrying buckets, fishing rods, nets and even small watercraft [...]
Aries – The small victories in life will get you by – like putting expired parking tickets on your car while you illegally park to avoid further tickets. Leo – Not many people will appreciate your idea to do talking head interviews ala The Office at your work after the new receptionist admits on camera [...]
Aquarius January – February 19 There is not a lot you can do to avoid last minute chores that will catch you off guard today. You trip to the store to pick up some Beef Jerky will be put on hold when your wife decides for it to be a good time for her water [...]
September 20, 2010 Homeless Crime wave debate heats up as controversial new measure is proposed. Seppuwa Falls City Hall has proposed a controversial measure to curb the recent crime wave. Proposition 9 which would require transients to carry documents to identify themselves Two separate events took place last friday as a result of the proposed [...]
